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SEP
19
2009
happy talk like a pirate day!


 
 







 
JUL
22
2009
space pirates.

This was kind of brought about because I am playing The Secret of Monkey Island, but only in the sense that you're "trying to become a pirate" in the game. I have always found pirates fascinating and not in the way of Elizabeth Swan, see Pirates of the Carribean. I do not want to become a pirate, I can be a wuss and can not see myself pillaging. BUT sword fighting and drinking, sounds like an okay job, plus if you ask most people I am probably surly and snarky enough to do it. Also, as much as I want to be on a boat or on water, in general, what intrigues me more are space pirates. Space pirates, well get to be in space, and I was never good at physics so being an astronaut was never going to happen. Space pirates do basically the same thing as "water pirates",  but they seem more hygienic, maybe not as much as we're used to, but more is more. They also seem to have guns, not swords, I think I would change that, I don't like guns, swords are much cooler, though I still would not be comfortable killing. And where am I getting the gun idea? Probably just from Firefly, so just because they were space pirate cowboys, not to be confused with Space Cowboys, does not mean I have to. Wow, maybe I do fall victim to too many forms of mass media.


 
 







 
JUL
10
2009
waterbed.

I think I would do well on a boat. Not like a pirate or like the song, as fun as both of those things can be. I mean like on a cruise. I've never been on a cruise so I could be absolutely wrong. I noticed and have noticed before, but lucky for me and unlucky for you guys I have a place to write about things like this now, that when I get super tired (should be my superhero name) I start to feel like my bed is water, or on water, or flowing... I don't know. It's not a waterbed and I don't want a waterbed, but it's a way to relax me and calm my brain to try and get some sleep. This thought also reminded me of something else I must do, so expect either a fantastic or horrible thing to be posted next, hoefully sooner than later...


 
 







 

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